..."vacation" means going south of the border for the weekend.
...you measure distance in hours. (weren't we just talking about this, Mandy?)
...you know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
...you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again.
...you can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
...you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. (I've done this!!)
...driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
...you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
...your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
...your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
...you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
...you find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
...you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
...if your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead. (or Bob's!!)
...you actually understand these jokes!
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jijijijij its really funny. Sulay.
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